it's a small world

being awake at 7 am on a tuesday bring lots of awesome tv!

so this guy...

you may know him as Mr. Feeny ala Boy Meets World. you think that's his most recognizable part ? incorrect.




that's right.. the voice of KITT (knight incorporated two-thousand)

wanna see how far the rabbit hole goes ? William Daniels was in The Graduate with Dustin Hoffman who was in Sleepers with one MR. ... Kevin Bacon

i've been a slurpee connoisseur since i was 4 or 5 and i've never seen the instructions just below.
in spanish even !

for my sister

this post is for my sister. she messages me about 15 -28 times a day about never updating my blog. so this is for her. although i dont really have too much time. im on my way to class. it starts in about 40 minutes and i need to shower and get going. finding parking at csu is alot like trying to find curly's gold. ... minus the norman the cow and the ever witty Mr. Billy Crystal.
I have a beef with that movie. lemme backtrack a little bit.

city slickers 1


and...
city slickers 2


who the hell does Jon Lovitz think he is ? what happened to Bruno Kirby ? How can you have a sequel and not explain where bruno went ? a quick check of IMDB shows that CS1 came out in 91 and SC2 in 94. That means CS2 was probably shot in 93-ish. Bruno had no big projects at that time. does he think he's too good to be in a sequel or something? upsetting...

anyway, photoblogs seem to be the wave of the future so that's what will be done. that and maybe an awesome link to go along with it.


Picture:

i came out and my car had moved across the parking lot to make love to a mustang 2005. i just let them have their space.... crazy kids.

link: umm..... if you havent seen the original star wars because you are afraid of 1970's special effects, enjoy: http://www.asciimation.co.nz/

Black by popular demand !

you asked for it, so here you go....
more song lyrics in outline form.... i present
Skee-Lo's "I Wish" - enjoy.

• I wish
• I
• was taller
• a little bit
• was a baller
• had a girl
• looks good
• would call her
• had a rabbit
• in a hat
• with a bat
• '64 Impala

that's all i have the energy to do. I was gunna do "Who let the dogs out" by the incomparable 'Baja Men', but that just seemed too easy.
Anyhoo, if you haven't seen Sin City yet, do yourself a favor and go. And if you need another reason to see this film, then check this out. http://www.filmrot.com/images/sincity-comparisons/sincity.html



funniest picture i've seen in a while




Before i go get drunk and get that "Soy Bomb" tattoo i've had my eye on all these years, i think i should come clean about something. I am a Will Smith Fan. But not "Hitch" Will smith, but "Fresh Prince" Will Smith. My parents are starting a support group for me called "Parents of People Who Just Don't Understand". I thought I was a man of the new Willenium, but I was just playin' myself. I remember when my cousin bought his copy of "Homebase" (that's the one with "Summertime" on it) and i thought it was the greatest thing i had - and have - ever heard.

So there's that.

Im sorry if things are weird between us and I can understand if you dont want to read my blog exclusively anymore, but this is me. take it or leave it. and.... i'm...i'm.. sorry.




bad rings

Today I am worried and sad. I was feeling it yesterday, but overnight, it seems to have seeped into every part of me. My hands are heavy, my chest hurts and I couldn’t unwrinkle that space between my brows, even if I decided to try.
You know when they cut a tree down and you can see the rings? And they can tell when it was a good year or a bad year for the tree ? If they cut me in half, they would find alot of bad rings in row.
too many.
some of you may know why.

i love you femputer

have you ever thought about what a song would be like if written in outline form ? here goes....

• Things I ain't afraid of:
  
  • no ghost
    
  
  
• Strange things in the neighborhood (partial list):
  
  • seeing things running through head
    
  • invisible man sleeping in bed
    
  
  
• Things that make me feel good:
  
  • bustin'
    
  
  
• Who you gonna call:
  
  • Ghostbusters
    
  • I can't hear you
    
  • Louder

Yep... that worked well. Try it yourself sometime.

I didnt shower today. I have porn hair today. It's real hard to explian, but you would understand if you saw it.

In other news, im tired. more on that a little later.
nite.

This is the diary of Biz-Mark-D

happy day after drunken-fighting-irish day !
here's my story for you. remember back in elementary school when this day would come around and after you got pinched about 19 times for forgetting to wear green, you pointed out the green trim in you back-pack or shoes ? yea ?
well somethings never change. im in denver, totally forgot ... again, but my pants are a very dark green tho !?!?!

im such a loser... anyhoo.

last time i was at jackson's there were a table of nerds - playing Magic the Gathering - btw all of them had an uncanny resembelence to Junior Gorg from Fraggle Rock... anyway, they were playing Magic - while drinking water and silmultaneously pissing off the waitress. tho it was funny - and i was totally jealous - it got me thinking about what passes for 'cool' these days. i guess people who still listen to rock make up about 10 percent of the total record sales. remember when rick springfield sang about 'jesse's girl' ? that was cool. not so much anymore, i suppose. now wearing your 'ironical' t-shirt and trucker hat pretty much sums up who you are. a person can only listen the "The **Blanks**" band of the moment, or use the same family guy or chappelle's show quote so many times. so where do you go from here ? i dunno, lets all watch carson daily and see what he does next. he's always been a good bellewether for the world of the hip.

in other news, i got my ibook today. im in love. completely and totally. im just going to throw the other computers in the garbage, because dealing with them is like dealing with garbage.

for those who care, this is what my boner looks like in computer form: http://img217.exs.cx/img217/7928/ibookg4leftside20045mf.jpg

bobby just downgraded me from duc-master5000 to muc-master1500. i'm saddened by this 3500 point decrease.

off to bed, or as i call it: Funkytown